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9,000 Unread Emails Witness Protection
A total inbox reset. Unsubscribes, archiving, clean folders — zero questions asked.
£180 one-off reset
Calm, judgment-free business support
Admin help, no tidying first.
Hello, I'm Flora 👋 I look after the everyday admin that keeps a small business ticking — client emails, invoicing, calendars, routine paperwork — on a calm, steady monthly basis. And if things have already got out of hand? Hand it over as-is. No lectures. No raised eyebrows. Possibly biscuits.
🙅No awkward 30-minute Zoom calls — a 5-minute phone chat or quick text exchange is all it takes to get started.
Amnesty form
- ☑ Client emails answered
- ☑ Invoices sent (and chased)
- ☑ Diary sorted for next week
- ☑ That shoebox of receipts (2022?)
- ☐ Tidied up before asking
Approved ✓
How can I help?
From steady, week-in-week-out support to the occasional heroic rescue. Prices are a friendly guide — I'll always confirm before starting.
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I'm Scared to Open QuickBooks
Sorting the backlog of receipts and records so your accountant doesn't have a funny turn.
from £250 one-off
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Hold My Laptop, I'm Going on Holiday
I run your inbox and day-to-day messages so you can actually switch off.
from £250 / week
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Get Out of My Hair
Calm, steady monthly support: client emails, invoicing, calendar management and routine paperwork, quietly handled week in, week out.
£350/mo for 10 hrs · £650/mo for 20 hrs
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Side Quests & Special Projects
Research, odd jobs, “Find Me a Nice Human” recruitment help — and turning nightmare spreadsheets and clunky admin into tidy custom apps and trackers.
Let's chat
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Elf on the Shelf, But Actually Helpful
Instead of sitting there judging you, I quietly clear the December backlog, chase late invoices before shut-down, and tie up loose ends so you aren't secretly doing admin on Christmas Eve.
December triage · from £200
None of these fit your specific flavour of chaos? Don't worry — we do bespoke packages too. However weird or niche your to-do list is, tell me what's piled up and we'll build a plan around it.
🎙️ Talk, don't type
Send Flora a 30-second voice note or text on WhatsApp with whatever is stressing you out (e.g. “I've got 50 receipts in my glovebox and my VAT is due Friday”). I'll reply with a calm plan.
💬 Message Flora on WhatsAppThe philosophy
No cleaning for the cleaner.
You know how people tidy the house before the cleaner arrives? Loads of business owners do the same with admin — they're too embarrassed to ask for help until they've “sorted it a bit first”. Which never happens. So here's the deal: you don't sort anything. You hand over the chaos exactly as it is, and nobody says a word about it. Ever.
Common worries
Do I need to organise anything first?+
Absolutely not. That's the whole point. Please don't tidy for the tidier — hand it over exactly as it is, and I'll take it from there.
How does access and security work?+
We agree together what I can see. Where possible I use delegated access or password managers rather than you sharing passwords, everything is kept confidential, and access is removed the moment we're done.
What if my mess is worse than anyone else's?+
I promise you it isn't. And even if it were, I'd be quietly delighted. There's no mess too big, no inbox too scary, and absolutely no judgment.
What if I'm not sure which package I need?+
Pick “Not sure — help!” on the form and tell me what's keeping you up at night. We'll work it out together.
Hand over the mess
Whether it's regular support or a one-off rescue — two ways, both take under a minute. No need to make it sound tidy.
🎙️ Talk, don't type
Send Flora a 30-second voice note or text on WhatsApp with whatever is stressing you out (e.g. “I've got 50 receipts in my glovebox and my VAT is due Friday”). I'll reply with a calm plan.
💬 Message Flora on WhatsApp…or leave your details and Flora will get back to you
🙅No awkward 30-minute Zoom calls — a 5-minute phone chat or quick text exchange is all it takes to get started.